davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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hearturs:

i want a relationship so i can take a picture of their hand on my thigh and upload it on tumblr

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